The world will end at midnight tonight—12:30 in Newfoundland .From poking fun at our regional differences to joking wryly about our political culture, Canadians have our own special brand of humour. Whether the season is winter or construction, enjoy laughing along with this uniquely Canadian collection of jokes:

Why do very few Canadians participate in group sex?
A. Because there would be too many thank-you letters to write
afterwards.

Why did the referee call time-out at the leper hockey game?
A. There was a face off at centre ice.

What do Mennonites call a guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
A. A mechanic.

What do you call a Canadian who becomes world-famous as
an actor, a scientist, a musician or an athlete?
A. An American.

How are Canadian politicians like diapers?
A. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

Why does a Canadian cross the road?
A. To get to the middle.
Plus!
Limericks, one-liners and plenty of hoser jokes to get even the most
politically correct Canadian to crack a smile…