This hilarious collection of jokes is written especially for all those Baby Boomers fast approaching their senior years. These jokes will keep you laughing for hours, that is, if you can remember where you put your
reading glasses!
Sam, Joe and Ben, three Boomers, go out for a walk. Sam says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Joe says, “No, it’s Thursday.”
Ben says, “So am I, let’s go for a drink.”

New pick up line: Do I come here often?
You know you’re an aging Boomer when…
• you need to change your underwear after every sneeze
• getting “a little action” now means you don’t need to take a laxative
• you talk about “good grass” you are referring to your lawn
• you go for a mammogram and realize that from now on this is probably the only time someone is going to ask you to appear topless on film
Q: How does an aging Boomer tell if her husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but she gets the remote.

Betty and her husband Bob have been married for 30 years. On their 55th birthdays, a genie appears before them and grants them each one wish. Betty says, “I’d like to spend a month in Hawaii.” POOF! Two tickets to Maui appear in her hands. Bob says, “I’d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.” POOF! He is suddenly 85.
An older couple is sitting in a church pew. The woman leans over and says to her husband, “I just let out a silent fart; what should I do?” The husband replies, “Get a new battery for your hearing aid.”