Kids 12 and under will roll on the floor with laughter reading these silly and ridiculous jokes, and then they’ll run to tell their friends! With jokes about school, sports, boys vs girls, parents, as well as knock knock jokes and a list of hilarious excuses for not doing homework, Jokes for Canadian Kids is chock full of good, clean laughs.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Did you hear about the girl who started dating a boy and found out
he had a wooden leg?
She broke it off, of course!
Q: What trees do ghouls like best?
A: Ceme-trees!
Dad: Why are you crying, Janie?
Janie: Because my new tennis shoes hurt.
Dad: That’s because you put them on the wrong feet.
Janie: Well, they’re the only feet I have.
Q: Are hamburgers male or female?
A: Male, because they’re called boygers, not girlgers!
Q: What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A: A wear-wolf!
Tim: Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!
Cashier: You certainly do, sir, this is a Tim Horton’s.